Allstate - Stop charging me so damn much for crappy car insurance. I can get crappy car insurance for 1/2 the price from Geico. Also take the money I owe you out of my bank account. I keep getting excited for having so much money then remember I haven't paid you yet. Also let me into my account online. Its been almost a month since I switched states for insurance. I should be able to look at my account online.
Comcast - Just let me into my account with out me having to enter the same set of user name/password combos 4 times before realizing that the first one I entered was in fact correct. Also why do my bills go up by a few cents each month?
Gas/electricity - Stop costing so much.
California - Stop taking more money each month. I got a tiny raise and you are eating away at it an extra 3 bucks every month. That's coffee bitches!
Credit cards - I hate you less than the others this month so you get off... for now.
Phone - I love you. You can do me no wrong. *hugs new iphone*
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